El Roomba de Diablo

I can't speak Spanish, but I know that means my Roomba is evil or something. I worked at that dumb thing for weeks and all it does is sit there and not charge! Hmm... What if I made my own robot? If I do, it will crush that dumb Roomba once and for all!

You have been signed out due to inactivity

"I am going to keep my game running on my private computer, at a part I've been working five years to get to, while I play tennis"
*le tennis*
"You have been signed out because I am a lonely, revengeful computer"
"NOOOO!!!!!!!"

Don't you hate it when that happens?